doglets:

what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs

kookyteen:

i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what

gameraddictions:

artist: Jan Ditlev Christensen set 1

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

hawkenchilada:

bioWHERE IS DRAGON AGE III 

01335:

the xbox conference summed up in 1:41

schmemy:

Hardcore punk rock dinner and a movie

I can’t believe this sentence was uttered (via voiceofwind)

An Orlesian girl discovers lightning in her fingers when she touches a lake and kills all the fish. In the woods down the road, an elderly elf hides from templars. His only company: the undead he calls to rise by cutting his arms. Far north, a Qunari with the power to make fire from air is chained, masked, and led around like a dog on a leash.

These are mages. The terrible gift they wield is magic.