May 2013
doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
kookyteen:
i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
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barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
hawkenchilada:
bioWHERE IS DRAGON AGE III
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“We’ve had dogs in Call of Duty before, but never like this.”
– I can’t believe this sentence was uttered (via voiceofwind)
anderjak:
If you missed the new XBox reveal, allow me to summarize:
It’s called the XBox One, meaning it will forever confuse the five people who are trying to talk about the original XBox
It’s actually a cable box that allows you to play music and watch TV and Skype your friends, which you’ll be doing a lot of because the XBox One doesn’t actually have games
POLYGONS. XBOX HAS ALL THE...
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jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
weedrichards:
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
winchesterprayers:
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
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dragonagefriendlyreminders:
friendly reminder that Jowan’s mother feared him, calling him a “demon child” an “abomination” until Jowan’s father finally abandoned him at their village Chantry. ✿◕‿◕✿
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I can’t fucking believe Andrew Ryan bought Tumblr
stereobone:
I really want Hannibal to have someone new over for dinner and cook up this fantastic little cannibal meal and get so excited about it and then the person is just like, “oh sorry, I’m a vegetarian.”
And Hannibal is all, “excuse me.”
50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
